There isn't much news floating around here, so I think that it is criminal that Stitch has been keeping a news item from most of us. He recently acquired a brand-new, mint Jaina. Now, this is a rare, one of a kind item that hasn't been made available to the public. It isn't officially sanctioned by Disney, but it may be the coolest item that any of us have gotten in a long time.
I'm talking not about Han and Leia's now canonically erased daughter but of Stitch's own new baby girl.
This (and the resulting lack of sleep) may, of course, explain some of his recent crossover ramblings. I mean, equipping Rom and Star Wars characters with Nerf guns? That almost sounds as foolish as trying to make a unified world out of G.I. Joe, Micronauts, Action Man, MASK, and...oh, wait.
Anyway, I thought it might be fun to congratulate Stitch on the new addition to his family. Going beyond that, he has been such an integral part of the community that I would even consider taking up a collection to get his daughter a little gift from all of us. I have a statue of Jaina in my collection that wasn't too pricey. If it is still available, maybe we could all pitch in a few bucks to get that for him (I think it was about $60). If we don't think that we can rustle up that much money (Force Friday is coming, after all), we could always shoot for $20 and get her a Black Series Jaina figure when it hits the shelves.